Hi! My name is Avery, the museum’s new spokesperson, and like most of you, we at Faux Museum, Inc. also have that unexplained attraction to the quintessential gold frame. You know, the kind of frame with delicious deep dimensions and decadent embellishments that empower images, giving even postage-stamp art great importance. Through the suggestive power of ornate adornments, these frames recalls Renaissance masters create a dramatic atmosphere that’s worth writing home about.

I know what compells us to these monumental works of art. Experiencing a new world through travel opens our eyes to luxurious European decorative arts and beautiful works of art in museums, villas and even hotel lobbies. The vision of a gold frame becomes a larger symbol for wordly, cultured affairs, Imbued with transformative powers, they transport us back to romantic memories and in beautiful spaces, perhaps to a simpler time. Perhaps they indulge our fantasies to live as nobility or royalty in Renaissance courts. The gold frame allows our domicile to become the storybook of our dreams.

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